The Adventures of Tom Sawyer




   ONE of the reasons why Tom's mind had drifted away from its secret troubles was, that it had found a new and weighty matter to interest itself about. Becky Thatcher had stopped coming to school. Tom had struggled with his pride a few days, and tried to "whistle her down the wind," but failed. He began to find himself hanging around her father's house, nights, and feeling very miserable. She was ill. What if she should die! There was distraction in the thought. He no longer took an interest in war, nor even in piracy. The charm of life was gone; there was nothing but dreariness left. He put his hoop away, and his bat; there was no joy in them any more. His aunt was concerned. She began to try all manner of remedies on him. She was one of those people who are infatuated with patent medicines and all new-fangled methods of producing health or mending it. She was an inveterate experimenter in these things. When something fresh in this line came out she was in a fever, right away, to try it; not on herself, for she was never ailing, but on anybody else that came handy. She was a subscriber for all the "Health" periodicals and phrenological frauds; and the solemn ignorance they were inflated with was breath to her nostrils. All the "rot" they contained about ventilation, and how to go to bed, and how to get up, and what to eat, and what to drink, and how much exercise to take, and what frame of mind to keep one's self in, and what sort of clothing to wear, was all gospel to her, and she never observed that her health-journals of the current month customarily upset everything they had recommended the month before. She was as simple-hearted and honest as the day was long, and so she was an easy victim. She gathered together her quack periodicals and her quack medicines, and thus armed with death, went about on her pale horse, metaphorically speaking, with "hell following after." But she never suspected that she was not an angel of healing and the balm of Gilead in disguise, to the suffering neighbors.


   The water treatment was new, now, and Tom's low condition was a windfall to her. She had him out at daylight every morning, stood him up in the wood-shed and drowned him with a deluge of cold water; then she scrubbed him down with a towel like a file, and so brought him to; then she rolled him up in a wet sheet and put him away under blankets till she sweated his soul clean and "the yellow stains of it came through his pores"--as Tom said.

   時下,水療法是個新玩意,正巧湯姆精神也不怎麼樣,這下可得了她的勁。早晨天一亮,她就把湯姆叫到外邊,讓他在木棚裡站好,然後沒頭沒臉地給他澆上一陣涼水。她還用毛巾像銼東西一樣使勁給湯姆擦身,讓他緩過來。接着她用濕床單包起湯姆,再蓋上毯子直捂得他大汗淋漓,洗淨靈魂。 用湯姆的話來說,就是“要讓污泥穢水從每根毛細管中流出”。

   Yet notwithstanding all this, the boy grew more and more melancholy and pale and dejected. She added hot baths, sitz baths, shower baths, and plunges. The boy remained as dismal as a hearse. She began to assist the water with a slim oatmeal diet and blister-plasters. She calculated his capacity as she would a jug's, and filled him up every day with quack cure-alls.


   Tom had become indifferent to persecution by this time. This phase filled the old lady's heart with consternation. This indifference must be broken up at any cost. Now she heard of Pain-killer for the first time. She ordered a lot at once. She tasted it and was filled with gratitude. It was simply fire in a liquid form. She dropped the water treatment and everything else, and pinned her faith to Pain-killer. She gave Tom a teaspoonful and watched with the deepest anxiety for the result. Her troubles were instantly at rest, her soul at peace again; for the "indifference" was broken up. The boy could not have shown a wilder, heartier interest, if she had built a fire under him.


   Tom felt that it was time to wake up; this sort of life might be romantic enough, in his blighted condition, but it was getting to have too little sentiment and too much distracting variety about it. So he thought over various plans for relief, and finally hit upon that of professing to be fond of Pain-killer. He asked for it so often that he became a nuisance, and his aunt ended by telling him to help himself and quit bothering her. If it had been Sid, she would have had no misgivings to alloy her delight; but since it was Tom, she watched the bottle clandestinely. She found that the medicine did really diminish, but it did not occur to her that the boy was mending the health of a crack in the sitting-room floor with it.


   One day Tom was in the act of dosing the crack when his aunt's yellow cat came along, purring, eyeing the teaspoon avariciously, and begging for a taste. Tom said:


   "Don't ask for it unless you want it, Peter."


   But Peter signified that he did want it.


   "You better make sure."


   Peter was sure.


   "Now you've asked for it, and I'll give it to you, because there ain't anything mean about me; but if you find you don't like it, you mustn't blame anybody but your own self."


   Peter was agreeable. So Tom pried his mouth open and poured down the Pain-killer. Peter sprang a couple of yards in the air, and then delivered a war-whoop and set off round and round the room, banging against furniture, upsetting flower-pots, and making general havoc. Next he rose on his hind feet and pranced around, in a frenzy of enjoyment, with his head over his shoulder and his voice proclaiming his unappeasable happiness. Then he went tearing around the house again spreading chaos and destruction in his path. Aunt Polly entered in time to see him throw a few double summersets, deliver a final mighty hurrah, and sail through the open window, carrying the rest of the flower-pots with him. The old lady stood petrified with astonishment, peering over her glasses; Tom lay on the floor expiring with laughter.


   "Tom, what on earth ails that cat?"


   "I don't know, aunt," gasped the boy.


   "Why, I never see anything like it. What did make him act so?"


   "Deed I don't know, Aunt Polly; cats always act so when they're having a good time."


   "They do, do they?" There was something in the tone that made Tom apprehensive.


   "Yes'm. That is, I believe they do."


   "You do?"




   The old lady was bending down, Tom watching, with interest emphasized by anxiety. Too late he divined her "drift." The handle of the telltale tea-spoon was visible under the bed-valance. Aunt Polly took it, held it up. Tom winced, and dropped his eyes. Aunt Polly raised him by the usual handle--his ear--and cracked his head soundly with her thimble.


   "Now, sir, what did you want to treat that poor dumb beast so, for?"


   "I done it out of pity for him--because he hadn't any aunt."


   "Hadn't any aunt!--you numskull. What has that got to do with it?"


   "Heaps. Because if he'd had one she'd a burnt him out herself! She'd a roasted his bowels out of him 'thout any more feeling than if he was a human!"


   Aunt Polly felt a sudden pang of remorse. This was putting the thing in a new light; what was cruelty to a cat might be cruelty to a boy, too. She began to soften; she felt sorry. Her eyes watered a little, and she put her hand on Tom's head and said gently:


   "I was meaning for the best, Tom. And, Tom, it did do you good."


   Tom looked up in her face with just a perceptible twinkle peeping through his gravity.


   "I know you was meaning for the best, aunty, and so was I with Peter. It done him good, too. I never see him get around so since--"


   "Oh, go 'long with you, Tom, before you aggravate me again. And you try and see if you can't be a good boy, for once, and you needn't take any more medicine."


   Tom reached school ahead of time. It was noticed that this strange thing had been occurring every day latterly. And now, as usual of late, he hung about the gate of the schoolyard instead of playing with his comrades. He was sick, he said, and he looked it. He tried to seem to be looking everywhere but whither he really was looking--down the road. Presently Jeff Thatcher hove in sight, and Tom's face lighted; he gazed a moment, and then turned sorrowfully away. When Jeff arrived, Tom accosted him; and "led up" warily to opportunities for remark about Becky, but the giddy lad never could see the bait. Tom watched and watched, hoping whenever a frisking frock came in sight, and hating the owner of it as soon as he saw she was not the right one. At last frocks ceased to appear, and he dropped hopelessly into the dumps; he entered the empty schoolhouse and sat down to suffer. Then one more frock passed in at the gate, and Tom's heart gave a great bound. The next instant he was out, and "going on" like an Indian; yelling, laughing, chasing boys, jumping over the fence at risk of life and limb, throwing handsprings, standing on his head--doing all the heroic things he could conceive of, and keeping a furtive eye out, all the while, to see if Becky Thatcher was noticing. But she seemed to be unconscious of it all; she never looked. Could it be possible that she was not aware that he was there? He carried his exploits to her immediate vicinity; came war-whooping around, snatched a boy's cap, hurled it to the roof of the schoolhouse, broke through a group of boys, tumbling them in every direction, and fell sprawling, himself, under Becky's nose, almost upsetting her--and she turned, with her nose in the air, and he heard her say: "Mf! some people think they're mighty smart--always showing off!"

   湯姆早早來到學校,人們發現,奇怪的是他最近每天都是這樣。和往常一樣,他沒跟夥伴們在一起玩耍,而是獨自一人在校門口徘徊。 他說自己病了,看上去也確實像生病的樣子。他裝出若無其事的樣子四處看著。其實,他真正關注的是那邊的那條路。這時,傑夫·撒切爾躍入眼帘,湯姆喜上眉梢,他盯着看了一會,然後失望地轉過身去。等傑夫走近,湯姆主動上前同他搭訕,想俟機套出有關貝基的情況,可是談了一通卻是白搭。湯姆只好等啊等啊,等得望眼欲穿。每當路那頭出現了女孩子模樣時,他都滿心歡喜,等到近處一看,不是他要等的人,他馬上恨得咬牙切齒。後來,路上蹤影全無,他的希望破滅了,所以他悶悶不樂地步進空無一人的教室,坐在那裡難過。這時,湯姆看見女孩的衣服從大門口飄進來,湯姆的心怦怦直跳,他馬上跑出教室,像印第安人一樣,開始登場表演。他叫着,笑着,你追我趕,甚至不顧摔斷手腳,冒着生命危險跳過柵欄,前後翻個不停或者拿大頂。總之,凡是他能想到的逞能事情,他都做了。他一邊做,一邊偷眼看看貝基·撒切爾是不是看見了這一切。可是她好像一點也沒看見,甚至連望一眼都沒有。這可能因為她沒有注意到他在那裡。於是湯姆就湊近了一些,“衝啊!殺呀”地喊個不停。他跑着抓下一個男孩子的帽子就扔到教室的屋頂上,然後又衝向另一群孩子,弄得他們跌跌撞撞四散開去,自己也一下子摔在貝基面前,還差點把她絆倒。貝基轉過身去,昂着頭。



   Tom's cheeks burned. He gathered himself up and sneaked off, crushed and crestfallen.