TOM joined the new order of Cadets of Temperance, being attracted by the showy character of their "regalia." He promised to abstain from smoking, chewing, and profanity as long as he remained a member. Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. Tom soon found himself tormented with a desire to drink and swear; the desire grew to be so intense that nothing but the hope of a chance to display himself in his red sash kept him from withdrawing from the order. Fourth of July was coming; but he soon gave that up--gave it up before he had worn his shackles over forty-eight hours--and fixed his hopes upon old Judge Frazer, justice of the peace, who was apparently on his deathbed and would have a big public funeral, since he was so high an official. During three days Tom was deeply concerned about the Judge's condition and hungry for news of it. Sometimes his hopes ran high--so high that he would venture to get out his regalia and practise before the looking-glass. But the Judge had a most discouraging way of fluctuating. At last he was pronounced upon the mend--and then convalescent. Tom was disgusted; and felt a sense of injury, too. He handed in his resignation at once--and that night the Judge suffered a relapse and died. Tom resolved that he would never trust a man like that again.
湯姆被少年節制會的漂亮“綬帶”吸引住了，就加入了該新組織。他保證入會期間，不抽菸，不嚼煙，不瀆神。之後他有了個新發現——那就是，嘴上保證的越漂亮，而實際上干的正好相反。湯姆不久就發覺自己被一種強烈的慾望所折磨，即想抽菸，想破口大罵。這種慾望如此強烈，他真想從節制會退出來，念及自己能有機會佩戴紅肩帶好好露把臉，他才打消了退會的念頭。七月四號快要到了（美國獨立紀念日），但不久他就放棄了這個願望——戴上”枷鎖”還不到四十八個小時，他就放棄了這種願望——又把希望寄託在治安法官弗雷塞老頭身上。此人顯然行將就木，既然他身居要職，死後一定會有一個盛大的喪禮。三天以來，湯姆深切關注着法官的病情，如饑似渴等着消息。有時，他的希望似乎觸手可及——他甚至大膽地拿出他的綬帶，對著鏡子自我演示一番。但法官病情的進展不盡湯姆的人意。後來，他竟生機重現——接着便慢慢康復了。湯姆對此大光其火；他簡直覺得自己受了傷害。於是他馬上申請退會——但就在當晚，法官舊病復發，一命嗚呼。湯姆發誓以後再也不相信這種人了。
The funeral was a fine thing. The Cadets paraded in a style calculated to kill the late member with envy. Tom was a free boy again, however--there was something in that. He could drink and swear, now--but found to his surprise that he did not want to. The simple fact that he could, took the desire away, and the charm of it.
喪禮搞得頗為隆重。少年節制會的會員們神氣十足地列隊遊行，讓那位退會的會員忌妒得要死。但不管怎麼說，湯姆又恢復自由這很有意義。他又可以喝酒，可以咒娘了——可是他驚奇地發現自己對這些事興趣索然。道理很簡單，他現在自由了，這些做法反而失去了魅力，他可以擺脫慾望了。
Tom presently wondered to find that his coveted vacation was beginning to hang a little heavily on his hands.
湯姆不久就感到，讓他夢寐以求的暑假漸漸變得沉悶冗長起來。
He attempted a diary--but nothing happened during three days, and so he abandoned it.
他試圖寫寫日記——但三天以來，沒有什麼稀罕事兒發生，於是他又放棄了這個想法。
The first of all the negro minstrel shows came to town, and made a sensation. Tom and Joe Harper got up a band of performers and were happy for two days.
一流的黑人演奏隊來到了這個小鎮，引起了轟動。湯姆和哈帕組織了一隊演奏員，盡情地瘋了兩天。
Even the Glorious Fourth was in some sense a failure, for it rained hard, there was no procession in consequence, and the greatest man in the world (as Tom supposed), Mr. Benton, an actual United States Senator, proved an overwhelming disappointment--for he was not twenty-five feet high, nor even anywhere in the neighborhood of it.
就連光榮的七月四日從某種意義上說，也沒那麼熱閙了。因為那天下了場大雨，所以沒有隊伍遊行，而世界上最偉大的人物（在湯姆看來），一個真正的美國參議員本頓先生，令人失望——因為事實上他身高並沒有二十五英呎，甚至遠遠挨不上這個邊兒。
A circus came. The boys played circus for three days afterward in tents made of rag carpeting--admission, three pins for boys, two for girls--and then circusing was abandoned.
馬戲團來了。從那以後，孩子們用破毯子搭起一個帳篷，一連玩了三天的馬戲——入場券是：男孩子要三根別針，女孩子要兩根——不久，馬戲也不玩了。
A phrenologist and a mesmerizer came--and went again and left the village duller and drearier than ever.
後來，又來了一個骨相家和一個催眠師——他們也走了，這個鎮子較之以往更加沉悶、更加乏味。
There were some boys-and-girls' parties, but they were so few and so delightful that they only made the aching voids between ache the harder.
有人舉辦過男孩子和女孩子的聯歡會，但次數有限，況且聯歡會又那麼有趣，所以在沒有聯歡會的日子裡，空虛的、苦惱的氣味更濃了。
Becky Thatcher was gone to her Constantinople home to stay with her parents during vacation--so there was no bright side to life anywhere.
貝基·撒切爾去康士坦丁堡鎮的家裡，和她父母一起度暑假去了——所以，無論怎樣過，生活皆無樂趣可言。
The dreadful secret of the murder was a chronic misery. It was a very cancer for permanency and pain.
那次可怕的謀殺案的秘密不斷折磨着湯姆，簡直像一顆永不甘休的毒瘤。
Then came the measles.
接着，湯姆又患上了麻疹。
During two long weeks Tom lay a prisoner, dead to the world and its happenings. He was very ill, he was interested in nothing. When he got upon his feet at last and moved feebly downtown, a melancholy change had come over everything and every creature. There had been a "revival," and everybody had "got religion," not only the adults, but even the boys and girls. Tom went about, hoping against hope for the sight of one blessed sinful face, but disappointment crossed him everywhere. He found Joe Harper studying a Testament, and turned sadly away from the depressing spectacle. He sought Ben Rogers, and found him visiting the poor with a basket of tracts. He hunted up Jim Hollis, who called his attention to the precious blessing of his late measles as a warning. Every boy he encountered added another ton to his depression; and when, in desperation, he flew for refuge at last to the bosom of Huckleberry Finn and was received with a Scriptural quotation, his heart broke and he crept home and to bed realizing that he alone of all the town was lost, forever and forever.
在漫長的兩周裡，湯姆像個犯人似地在家躺着，與世隔絶。他病得很厲害，對什麼都不感興趣。當他終於能起身下床，虛弱無力地在鎮子裡走動的時候，他發現周圍的人和事都發生了變化，變得壓抑了。鎮上有過一次“信仰復興會”，所有的人都“信主”了，不僅是大人，男孩和女孩也不例外。湯姆到處走走，在絶望之中希望能看見哪怕一個被上帝放過的邪惡的面孔，結果處處使他失望。他發現喬·哈帕正在啃《聖經》，便難過地避開了這一掃興場景。接着他找到了本·羅傑斯，發現他正手提一籃佈道的小冊子去看望窮人們。他又找到了吉姆·荷利斯，後者提醒他要從最近得的麻疹中汲取寶貴的教訓。每遇到一個孩子，他的沉悶就多添一分。最後，百無聊賴之際，他去知交哈克貝利·費恩那兒尋求安慰，想不到他也引用《聖經》上的一段話來迎接他。湯姆沮喪透頂，悄悄溜回家裡，躺在床上，意識到全鎮人中，唯有他永遠、永遠地成了一隻“迷途的羔羊”。
And that night there came on a terrific storm, with driving rain, awful claps of thunder and blinding sheets of lightning. He covered his head with the bedclothes and waited in a horror of suspense for his doom; for he had not the shadow of a doubt that all this hubbub was about him. He believed he had taxed the forbearance of the powers above to the extremity of endurance and that this was the result. It might have seemed to him a waste of pomp and ammunition to kill a bug with a battery of artillery, but there seemed nothing incongruous about the getting up such an expensive thunderstorm as this to knock the turf from under an insect like himself.
就在當夜，刮來了一場可怕的暴風，大雨滂沱，電閃雷嗚，令人耳聵目弦。湯姆用床單蒙着頭，心驚膽寒地等待着自己的末日來臨。因為他一點也不懷疑，所有這一切狂風驟雨都是衝著他來的。他深信是他惹翻了上帝，使他怒不可遏，瞧，現在報應來了！在他看來，像這般用一排大炮來殲滅一隻小蟲，似乎有點小題大作，而且也未免太浪費彈葯。但要徹底剷除像他這樣的一條害蟲，又似乎怎麼都不為過。
By and by the tempest spent itself and died without accomplishing its object. The boy's first impulse was to be grateful, and reform. His second was to wait--for there might not be any more storms.
後來，暴風雨精疲力盡，未達目的即告休兵。這孩子的第一個衝動就是謝天謝地，準備脫胎換骨，走向新岸。第二個衝動是等待——因為興許今後不會再有暴風雨了呢。
The next day the doctors were back; Tom had relapsed. The three weeks he spent on his back this time seemed an entire age. When he got abroad at last he was hardly grateful that he had been spared, remembering how lonely was his estate, how companionless and forlorn he was. He drifted listlessly down the street and found Jim Hollis acting as judge in a juvenile court that was trying a cat for murder, in the presence of her victim, a bird. He found Joe Harper and Huck Finn up an alley eating a stolen melon. Poor lads! they--like Tom--had suffered a relapse.
第二天，醫生們又來了；湯姆的病又犯了。這一次，他在床上躺了三周，在他看來，彷彿是整整一個世紀。當他從病床上起來的時候，回想起自身多麼地淒苦，無助而寂寞，他竟然覺得未遭雷擊算不上什麼可喜可賀的事。他茫然地走上街頭，碰到了吉姆·荷利斯在扮演法官，正在一個兒童法庭上審理一件貓兒咬死小鳥的謀殺案，被害者也在場。他還發現喬·哈帕和哈克·費恩正在一條巷子裡吃偷來的甜瓜。可憐的孩子！他們——也像湯姆一樣——老毛病又犯了。